PLAYOFFS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bye Week Baby Boom Server

baby, boom, bye, bye week, Conception, Delivery, family, Family Planning, football, football timing, Kid, NFL, parenting, Patrick Mahomes, playoff bye week, PLAYOFFS, playoffs scheduling, Quarterback, quarterback scheduling, Scheduling, Server, sports, sports scheduling, Timing, Week

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that was actually a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. true story, bro. but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground base where you can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of ender dragons. oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in redstone engineering? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and see for yourself why this minecraft server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit! trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Gridiron Minecraft SMP

Championships, Defense, draft picks, Edition, football, game day, general, Gridiron, los angeles rams, Minecraft, NFL, nfl news, Offense, Players, PLAYOFFS, rams, smp, sports, super bowl, Teams, touchdowns, TRADES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	813819
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to Rammies Edition, the craziest SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t forget about our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually amazing dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join Rammies Edition? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

World Series Minecraft SMP

baseball, Championship, Competition, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, FINAL, Game, matchup, Minecraft, MLB, October, Players, PLAYOFFS, postseason, prediction, series, showdown, smp, sports, Teams, winner, world, world series

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

badly, baseball, Conspiracy, controversy, dodgers, Dodgers vs Yankees, Doomed, FIX, lad, matchup, mets, Mets vs Yankees, Minecraft, MLB, MLB scandal, NYM, nyy, PLAYOFFS, Rivalry, smp, sports, world series, Yankees

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Dragon Eggs Found:	7965	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, edmonton oilers, ERS, Fans, Game, Hockey, Hope, Minecraft, NHL, Oil, Oilers, oilers fans, oilers hockey, oilers left, Players, PLAYOFFS, Season, smp, sports, Supporters, TEAM, Victory

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	6176
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /FFG/ Fantasy Football Fun

Analysis, Championship, Competition, Draft, FANTASY, Fantasy Football, FFG, football, Fun, Injuries, League, Minecraft, Players, PLAYOFFS, Points, predictions, Roster, smp, sports, statistics, strategy, TEAM, touchdowns, TRADES, waiver wire

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

American sports, AMERICANS, biggest talents, competitive balance, Draft, equal opportunity, league structure, PARITY, player development, PLAYOFFS, Salary Cap, smp, Soccer, sports leagues, talent evaluation, talent scouting, Team Building, team performance, Tension, unpredictable outcomes, weakest team, YeehawCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	2800
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.

But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.

And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

RentCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bills, break up, Communication, compromise, Expectations, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, House, income, living together, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, moving out, pay rent, relationship, RentCraft, Risk, SAVING, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3423	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in a fair and balanced economy! Just like in real life, you’ll have to pay your way to success on our server. But fear not, we have outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in our virtual world when suddenly, a creeper appears and demands rent for the land you’re digging on. That’s right, even the mobs in our server know the importance of paying up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to negotiate rent with other players just like in the real world. Want to build a castle on someone else’s land? Better be prepared to fork over some emeralds for the privilege!

Join us now and experience the thrill of financial negotiations in a blocky world like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially intense? Don’t miss out on the chance to pay your way to virtual success!

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8409	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	7361	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3896	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	5738
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Zombie Dances:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

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