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IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	265	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3123	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6410	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3409
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	1357	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	283	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Votes:	8701

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!