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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4849 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!
But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!