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RichRelativesH8rMC SMP
emotional bonds, envy, family, family dynamics, family history, family ties, financial status, Gratitude, Inheritance, Lifestyle, material possessions, MONEY, personal connections, Privilege, relationships, rich relatives, RichRelativesH8rMC, smp, social circles, social class, social dynamics, wealth
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory, filled with unicorns and flying pigs!
Join our server if you have rich relatives because…uh…they might give you diamonds or something? Yeah, that sounds legit. And if you don’t like them, well, join anyway and we’ll help you plot your revenge in the most epic way possible!
Our server is so lit, we once had a creeper do a backflip and land in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and start breakdancing. True story bro, you gotta see it to believe it!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs rich relatives when you have a community of crazies like us? Let’s build, let’s mine, let’s troll each other relentlessly! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. See you there, losers!

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New Server IP
UnderratedCraft
Adventure, Explore, hidden gems, Off the beaten path, travel, travel bucket list, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, underrated countries to visit, underrated country, underrated destinations, underrated places to visit, underrated travel destinations, underrated travel gems, underrated travel spots, underrated vacation spots, UnderratedCraft, undiscovered places, unique travel experiences, Wanderlust
Forget about countries, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time debating about underrated countries when you can be building epic structures and battling dragons with us? Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to experience the most insane adventures and meet the craziest characters, join our server now! Who needs countries when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore?

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New Server IP
Mini Golf Pool Party
aim, ball game, Competition, Differences, Entertainment, family fun, Golf, leisure, Mini, miniature golf, MiniGolf, Outdoor games, Party, Pool, Precision, Putting, recreational activity, Similarities, skill, sports, strategy, Target
u kno wat else has more in common with pool than with golf? dis minecraft server! it’s like a wild party where u can play minigolf with ur friends but instead of clubs u use diamond swords and instead of balls u use creepers! it’s a wacky adventure where u can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of ur favorite memes. plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs and zombies as backup dancers. join now for a truly epic experience that will leave u laughing and crying at the same time!

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New Server IP
Paraguania
Adventure, alliances, Castles, Combat, Community, danger, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Kingdoms, Lore, Mechanics, Paraguania, Puzzles, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Survival, Trade, Traps, Updates
Welcome to Paraguania – A New Minecraft Journey, Your Way!
Paraguania is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where you can forge your own path. Whether you’re a lone survivalist, a faction leader, or a lore-seeker uncovering ancient secrets, Paraguania offers the freedom to create your adventure. With quality-of-life enhancements and an immersive, ever-growing world, the choice is yours—play your way! Ps. Thanks for taking the time to read all the mumbo jumbo I typed up for you
Server Details:
Java IP/Port 15.204.44.143:21686
Bedrock IP/Port 15.204.44.143:21931
Discord https://dsc.gg/paraguania
What Makes Us Unique?
- Play Your Style: Embrace the classic SMP survival experience, build a mighty faction, or dive into deep, story-driven quests packed with lore. You decide how to play.
- No Pay-to-Win: Everyone plays on a level field. Your skills, strategy, and creativity determine your success.
- Rich Quests & Lore: Immerse yourself in evolving storylines, uncover lost treasures, meet NPCs with unique backstories, and shape the future of Paraguania.
- A World Built to Last: Over 10 years in the making, our server boasts sprawling kingdoms, massive castles, sweeping villages, hidden dungeons, a colossal wall, and more. Explore a world crafted with care and creativity.
- Crossplay Support: Join the fun no matter what platform you’re on! While progress currently doesn’t sync, everyone is welcome to connect and enjoy the adventure.
- No World Resets: Your builds and progress are permanent. We’ll give plenty of notice for server maintenance or updates, so your adventure is always secure.
- PvP & PvE: Engage in thrilling combat with players and mobs. Whether you’re defending your faction, raiding fortresses, or surviving in the wild, the adventure never stops.
- Light Griefing Allowed: Outside protected claims, the world is yours to conquer—but stay vigilant! Lay traps, outsmart rivals, and protect your territory.
Forge Your Adventure
- Survive & Thrive: Take the classic Minecraft survival route, gathering resources and crafting your base.
- Build Your Kingdom: Establish your own empire or peaceful homestead—your legacy is in your hands.
- Explore & Uncover: Embark on quests, solve puzzles, and piece together the lore hidden throughout the world.
- Engage in Trade: Utilize NPC shops, trade with players, and grow your wealth in a balanced economy system.
- Join Community Events: Participate in building contests, battles, and server-wide activities. These events bring players together and offer exciting rewards.
A Constantly Evolving World, Paraguania is a living, breathing server. With regular updates, new quests, detailed lore, fresh mechanics, and expanded NPC shops, there’s always something new to discover. Join a community dedicated to crafting a dynamic and immersive world for its players.
A Welcoming Community Awaits
We’re not perfect, but we’re here to grow with you! Paraguania is more than just a server—it’s a place to relax, make friends, and create memories. We love engaging with our players, sparking conversations, and growing together. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, our community is here to welcome you. Forge alliances, share your creations, and enjoy a friendly, supportive atmosphere.
Are you ready to shape your destiny? Play survival, build a faction, or uncover the mysteries of Paraguania’s lore. With danger lurking and opportunity around every corner, the story is yours to write!
Server Details:
Java IP/Port 15.204.44.143:21686
Bedrock IP/Port 15.204.44.143:21931
Discord https://dsc.gg/paraguania
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New Server IP
Maiden Quests 1.20.5
1.20.5, clean house, cleaning checklist, cleaning services, cleaning tips, domestic help, home maintenance, home organization, house cleaning, household chores, Household Management, Housekeeping, maid agency, maid duties, maid responsibilities, maid service, maid tasks, maiden, Maids, professional cleaning, Quests, tidy home, what to do
Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF because we got maids running around like crazy! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can have your own personal maid to do all your bidding in the game? It’s like having a whole squad of servants at your beck and call, ready to do whatever you want.
But wait, there’s more! These maids aren’t just any old NPCs, oh no. They’re fully customizable and can be trained to do all sorts of tasks, from farming to building to fighting off mobs. It’s like having your own little army of loyal followers, all dedicated to making your Minecraft experience the best it can be.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the thrill of having your very own maids to boss around. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

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New Server IP
$15KWeddingDrama
15KWeddingDrama, adult decisions, college funding, communication breakdown, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, loan burdens, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental love, parental support, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, strained relationships, wedding contributions, wedding finance, wedding planning
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for some wild times and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more tears than a Nicholas Sparks novel. You’ll feel right at home if you’re used to dealing with family feuds and financial woes.
Just like this dad who tried to help his son with a wedding but ended up in a battle with his daughter over college funds. Can you imagine the chaos that would unfold if this family joined our server? It would be epic!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to distract you? Let’s build some blocks and build some bridges (or burn them, we don’t judge). See you in the game!

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New Server IP
ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories
bone-chilling, chilling, dread-inducing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, INTENSE, nerve-wracking, Nightmarish, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, ScareCraft, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, Traumatic
OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the scariest thing that happened to me on this Minecraft SMP! So I was just minding my own business, building a giant statue of a potato, when suddenly a creeper snuck up behind me and blew up my whole house! I screamed so loud, I think I woke up the Ender Dragon!
But that’s not even the craziest part – turns out, the creeper was actually controlled by a secret group of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server! I had to team up with a pack of wild wolves and a talking pig to defeat them in an epic battle that lasted for hours. It was like something out of a crazy Minecraft movie!
If you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of fighting evil villagers and building giant potato statues, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of creepers, in which case, maybe stay away. But seriously, come join the fun and chaos, it’s a blast!

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New Server IP
CraftyDrugDisaster
addiction, CraftyDrugDisaster, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction counseling, drug addiction help, drug addiction intervention, drug addiction recovery, drug addiction rehabilitation, drug addiction support, drug addiction therapy, drug addiction treatment, drug dependence, drug overdose, drug side effects, drug use, drug withdrawal, Drugs, overdose, substance abuse, worst experience
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some excitement into your virtual life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (hint: it involves exploding pigs).
Forget about your worst experience with drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of exploring our insane world. From riding dragons to building giant statues of yourself, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
KremlinCraft: No Entry!
#intelligence gathering, breach of security, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, entry, Espionage, foreign relations, government buildings, international news, investigation, KremlinCraft, political scandal, Restricted area, Russian diplomats, security breach, sensitive information, Surveillance, the guardian, UK Parliament, unauthorized access
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.
join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?
so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.

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New Server IP
1 in 365.25 Crafty Earth
Ancient times, Astronomy, Calendar, celestial bodies, chance, Cosmic, Crafty, Creation, Days, Earth, Evolution, Existence, History, January 1st, occurrence, Origins, Probability, rare, Science, Unique, Universe
haha come join our minecraft server where the odds are as crazy as that fact! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya!
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.
we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?

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New Server IP

Java IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21686
Bedrock IP/Port	15.204.44.143:21931
Discord	https://dsc.gg/paraguania

Welcome to Paraguania – A New Minecraft Journey, Your Way!

Server Details:

What Makes Us Unique?

Forge Your Adventure

A Welcoming Community Awaits

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