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MomsBasement Minecraft Server

baby, Babysitting, basement, bills, Chores, Controlling, Decisions, elope, grandmother, husband, insisting, lost job, Minecraft, MomsBasement, Mother, move in, overprotective, privacy, pushover, reconciliation, second job, Server, strained relationship

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8831	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the mother-in-law madness and build your dream world without any overprotective figures breathing down your neck!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise without any interference from controlling family members. Plus, our server is so lit that even your husband’s pushover tendencies will be a thing of the past – he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to even think about arguing with you!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs to worry about paying rent or selling furniture when you can just build a cozy virtual home in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama – because in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

InsecureCraft: AITA Edition

accusations, aita, Apology, Argument, Beach Trip, best friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Edition, friendship, InsecureCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-time friends, loyalty, loyalty to friends, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationships, social gathering, Trust, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	158521
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Emma on a daily basis? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build with next! No snappy comments allowed, just pure fun and creativity.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t accuse you of stealing their virtual husband. Plus, our virtual beach is always fully stocked with drinks, so you’ll never have to deal with running out and getting snarky comments from anyone.

Join now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs Emma’s apologies when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds with us? Don’t wait, join today and let the fun begin!

Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

10. Facing fear, 11. Last thoughts, 12. Final confrontation, 13. Last stand, 14. Final plea, 15. Final moments, 16. Facing the end, 17. Last request, 18. Final statement, 19. Final encounter, 2. Last moments, 20. Final goodbye., 3. Facing death, 4. Confronting killer, 5. Last words, 6. Deathbed confession, 7. Facing mortality, 8. Final conversation, 9. Last breath, banter, blocky, Edition, final words, Words

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine

Allies, DECLARATION, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical significance, global security, international relations, irreversible, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, Unstoppable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!

ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

Accuracy, batteries, Battery, Behavior, charging, Consumer, Deception, devices, electronics, false advertising, Honesty, lie, Manipulation, Marketing, percentages, Performance, PlugPullProbs, power, reactivated, Reliability, Sales, Technology, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6422
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

PandemicCraft: Trust & Updates

Accountability, american people, Colorado School of Public Health, critical questions, data systems, Focus, Job, MAINTAIN, new, pandemic aftermath, PandemicCraft, politicization, public health system, Report, Trust, U.S, Updates, Updating

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, after the pandemic, the U.S. health system is like, whoa, so messed up, ya know? We gotta focus on like, accountability and stuff, and like, update our data systems, man. The Colorado School of Public Health says so, bro.

So like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about holding peeps accountable and not getting all political and stuff, then you gotta join us. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fighting for truth and justice and all that good stuff.

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, seriously, our PvP arena is like something out of a movie. And don’t even get me started on our survival world – it’s like a whole new world, man.

So come on, join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show the world that Minecraft can be more than just a game – it can be a force for good.

BigVanillaMC.com Survival Server

ADMIN, bigvanillamc, brand new, Builders, Cheaters, city, Claims, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, July 1st, legitimate earned, long term, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Redstone, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9902	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Come play with a group of experienced minecrafters on a mostly Vanilla server set to hard difficulty. We use Grief Prevention for claims, but other than that it’s pure vanilla.

This is a brand new server, just started on July 1st. Join early so you can grab land close to spawn and be a part of building out the first big minecraft city in the server. There are only a handful of players right now and most are at the “living in a hole in the ground” stage of the game.

We have redstone gurus, mega builders, and PvP ninjas.

Long-term server. Reliable and attentive admin. Cheaters are banned. Everything you see in the server was earned legitimately.

BigVanillaMC.com

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions battle over pixelated dirt and pretend to be kings and queens

alcohol, Balanced, bar, battle, city, Community, Dirt, Empire, Factions, fair, freedom, Hardrada, History, Interventions, Kings, merchant, pixelated, player-run, Plugins, Politics, PRETEND, QUEENS, rules, Server, Staff, Suggestions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins: Towny, Dynmap, Brewery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any admin intervention on the server?	We promise minimal admin intervention to allow players to have almost total control over the worldbuilding process.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have balanced and fair rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Can players make suggestions for the server?	We are open to suggestions from the community to improve the gameplay experience.
What notable plugins are used on the server?	Some of the notable plugins include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).