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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	2417
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Votes:	6965	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	498	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Votes:	1231	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!