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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4204 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5097 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).
