But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow
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Treats4EldestOnly
Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how I treated my daughter after her dentist appointment – she got a shake, and I got one too! But when my other two kids complained, I was like “nah, you didn’t go to the dentist, so no treats for you!” -
NieceCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just talks about their kids and their boring jobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a virtual family that’s way more entertaining than your real one!Meet “Auntie” and “Uncle” (32F and 35M) who are the coolest aunt and uncle you’ll ever meet. They don’t have kids of their own, but they spoil their nieces and nephews like crazy. Especially little Ashley (13F), who has a dramatic backstory that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera.
Ashley’s mom had her when she was practically a baby herself, and her step-dad is doing his best to treat her like his own. But Auntie and Uncle swoop in to save the day by taking Ashley on epic “girls trips” and showering her with gifts. The rest of the family is jealous AF, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?
Join our server and become part of this wacky family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Auntie and Uncle have a secret diamond mine that they share with their favorite nieces and nephews. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Phase Connect’s Third Generation? Look no further than our server, where you can experience Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido like never before! Join us for our 1-year anniversary celebration on December 17th, and get ready for a Christmas karaoke relay on December 21st featuring Eimi, Runie, Clara, and Memory – it’s gonna be epic!But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a collab with Arcane Maid Cafe where Clara and Runie will be singing their hearts out from December 4th to January 4th. Plus, get hyped for Invaders 3, set to debut in spring 2025 – the teaser will blow your mind!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our members get exclusive perks like watching Friday the 13th (2009) with Yuu in a members-only stream, or tuning in to Runie’s watchalong of the last episodes of The Fable. Eimi hosts drawing streams, Clara plays Crash Bandicoot 4 and Path of Exile on Twitch, and Pico-chan sings her heart out while playing GTA5 – what a combo!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in the world of Phase Connect like never before. Who knows, you might even catch Hina making a surprise comeback on October 18th, only to disappear again – the drama never ends!
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Fast Technology Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of zoomers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we still think the wheel is the greatest invention of all time! Our server is so outdated, we’re still using stone tools and riding around on dinosaurs. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about your computer not being able to handle the latest updates because we’re still stuck in the Stone Age. So come join us and experience the thrill of watching paint dry while everyone else is out there playing on their fancy 60 series servers. Who needs technology when you have rocks and sticks, am I right? -
💫 PULSAR – Private server Minecraft server
• Free passage
• Interesting and varied events every week
• Datapacks that complement the game
• Complicated battle with the edge dragon
• More than a thousand new achievements
• Daily rewards and challenges
• Voice chat
• Online world map
And that’s not all, join us and see everything with your own eyes!
☄️ VK – https://vk.com/pulsar_mc
☄️ TG – https://t.me/pulsar_mc
☄️ DS – https://discord.gg/Mkzcvt3
pulsar-mc.ru
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Dustborn’s Epic Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of losing in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, fear not, because the Dustborn bros are here to save the day! Our server is the place to be if you want to start winning and dominating the game like never before.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our latest 1.1 content patch is out and it’s filled with even more epic features. We’ve added a new dimension where you can battle giant robots and ride unicorns into battle. We’ve also introduced a new currency system where you can buy diamond armor with just a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legendary Dustborn bros. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/721180/view/600764624349954754?l=english
See you on the battlefield, my fellow gamers! Let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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Evil Communists Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have EVIL COMMUNISTS running amok! That’s right, these sneaky little reds will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your capitalist regime. But don’t worry, you can join forces with other players to fight back against the communist menace and protect your precious loot.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their deadly peck attacks and be prepared to defend your base against their feathered fury.
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They’ll try to extort you for emeralds and wool, but if you can outsmart them, you might just earn their respect and join their ranks as an honorary llama gangster.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember, when you see those evil communists coming for your loot, don’t be afraid to fight back and show them who’s boss!
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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually players in disguise and the diamonds are cursed with bad luck!But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!