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VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

African History, African independence, African leaders, African nations, African politics, African sovereignty, Colonialism, criticism, Diplomacy, France, French colonialism, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Minecraft, Politics, push back, remarks, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SovreignCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAssadNoMore

Airport, arab world, Assad overthrow, Aviation, civil war, CraftyAssadNoMore, damascus, diplomatic relations, global news, historical moment, international flight, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, political change, regime change, Syria, Syrian government, tourism, Transportation, travel

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION

Impulsive Convict Microbiota

behavioral differences, brain function, Convict, criminal behavior, female convicts, female inmates, female offenders, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, IMPULSIVE, impulsive behavior, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota differences, microbiota research, microbiota study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

XMezia Minecraft server

Aternos, Bedwars, Minecraft, Server, Survival, XMezia

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8728
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

The most common project on Aternos. There is bedwars with survival.

Xmezia.aternos.me

Dark Void Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, addiction, addiction recovery, BBC, blacked, Dark, depression, Dominant, Experience, girly clothes, kissless virgin, Loneliness, Masculinity, personal growth, porn addiction, Realms, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual exploration, Sexuality, submissive, superior, Virgin, Void

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your problems? Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and fun!

Come on in and escape from the depressing reality of being a kissless virgin. Let your girly side shine through as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your addiction to BBC porn, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game. Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a new adventure!

Join now and start building your own virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be. It’s time to leave your worries behind and dive into a world of pure insanity!

UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts

Accountability, Boundaries, call out posts, close friend, college friends, friendship, humor, mean spirited, online behavior, personal boundaries, personal space, self-care, sensitivity, social media, supportive, taking a break, taking sides, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFOLLOW, UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts, well-being

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the juicy gossip and backstabbing just like in real life! Join now and witness the epic saga of Sophia and her online antics. Will you take sides or stay neutral? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama! Join now and experience the ultimate social media showdown in Minecraft form. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and get ready to stir up some virtual trouble!

CraftyCreeperDating

CraftyCreeperDating, DATING, introspection, love, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, single

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a world full of mobs? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect player 2! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is swiping right on us. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than Elon Musk’s wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to love and adventure! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a cozy little dirt hut.

MetaCraft Server: Fact-Check-Free & Community Notes!

+x, Accuracy, changes, Communication, Community, community notes, Digital, fact-checking, FactCheckFree, INFORMATION, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, News, Notes, ONLINE, Platform, Server, social media, System, Technology, Updates, Users, Verification

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	2715	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server, where we be wildin’ out like there’s no tomorrow! we got rid of all dat boring fact-checking stuff and replaced it with a cray cray ‘community notes’ system, just like X but way more epic!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide, that’s what you’ll find on dis server. we got unicorns roaming around, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of.

join us and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, no pain no gain, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

HamasCraft – No Trial, Just Pixels

Assad regime, conflict in Syria, executions, extrajudicial killings, Hamas members, Hamas militants, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, human rights violations in Syria, international law, justice system, Middle East conflict, Middle East tensions, Palestinian resistance, pixels, political repression, political violence, Syrian government, trial, unlawful executions, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

LOLZ join dis server cuz itz crazier den Assad executing Hamas peeps without trial! We got creepers blowin up ur house, zombies chasin u everywhere, and skeletons shootin u from a distance. Itz a war zone in dis server, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect u (unless u lose it all in lava lol). Come join da fun and see if u can survive longer dan a Hamas member in Syria!