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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 120 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family feuds and entitled toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a no children rule wedding extravaganza!
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.
