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GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	860	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Love Letters Sent:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Crops Grown:	6528
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3048	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2704
Emeralds Found:	8133	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1631
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.