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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has cutscenes that make no sense and intense bombastic music that will make you question your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our players had to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! -
Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of wild and wacky ideas! Looking for a place where you can build your dream world without judgment? Look no further!Join us and explore a world where age is just a number and building relationships with teenagers is totally normal! Forget about societal norms and let your instincts guide you to find your perfect Minecraft partner.
Don’t let the feminists bring you down – on our server, we celebrate all types of attractions, from cute anime girls to whatever else floats your boat. Embrace your natural instincts and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
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Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! -
Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!
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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun! -
Pixel Playhouse
Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring jobs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only job you have is to have fun! Imagine a world where you get paid in diamonds and your boss is a friendly creeper who loves to explode in confetti instead of blowing you up. Trust us, this is the dream job for any five-year-old (or anyone who wants to escape reality for a bit). So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner child run wild! -
Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset
Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview
Server Type Vanilla Survival Java Server Age Limit 18+ Plugins Invisible item frames, player heads Player Base 32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions Server Location United States Discord Join our Discord Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?
We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.
3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?
We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.
4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?
We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.
5. What activities can I expect on the server?
Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.
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Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!
Playhouse SMP: Overview
Established June 2020 Server Type Vanilla survival Java server Player Age 18+ Plugins Invisible item frames, player heads Player Base 32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions Events Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot Server Location United States Discord Join our Discord FAQ
1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?
Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.
2. How often does the server reset its map?
We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.
3. What server-wide events do you organize?
We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.