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Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

#classified information, intelligence sharing, nato, intelligence protocols, intelligence sharing agreements

so, like, there’s this lit minecraft server where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, the admins are all secretly wizards and can grant you wishes if you sacrifice a chicken or something. also, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and become the richest player ever. plus, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will make you pee your pants from laughing so hard. so, like, join now before the aliens take over and turn all the pigs into flying saucers. #bestserverever

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Yellow Pup Playhouse

pet behavior, Yellow (Color), new study, dog behavior, dog studies

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dogs have a favorite color? well, guess what, this server has that! and, like, the color is yellow! can you believe it? like, imagine all the cute little puppies running around in their yellow outfits, it’s, like, so adorable!

but that’s not all, oh no. this server also has, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. yeah, you heard me right. a unicorn that farts rainbows. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it around the server and spread joy and happiness to all the players.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold blocks? yeah, it’s, like, guarded by a giant talking banana that tells really bad jokes. but, like, if you can make it laugh, it’ll give you all the riches you could ever dream of.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience all the wackiness and fun for yourself! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Pill Popper’s Playhouse

interest in competition, pill, contraceptive effects, playhouse, Poppers

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.

come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.

so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed

trump, controversy, financial investigations, wealthy individuals, national security

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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Pixel Peen Playhouse

Peen, playhouse, DIY puppetry, creative expression, vulva shadow-puppet

omg u gotta join dis server cuz we got the sickest shadow-puppet competitions eva! like, imagine makin a giant penis shadow-puppet and makin it dance around for all to see. or u could get real creative and make a vulva shadow-puppet with legs and an abdomen, like wut even is that?! it’s gonna be a total blast, so come join us and show off ur shadow-puppet skills, u won’t regret it!

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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

health risks, ToxicFree, children’s diseases, children’s health, Fun

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

asmr, Server, VPI Cafe, VOMS, Varium

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, rpgmaker, dlsite, VH FAQ, H-Action Games

Welcome to the Dragon Slaying edition of our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.

2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.

4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!

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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

stick drift, gaming accessories, pic related, best controller, Controller thread

Are you tired of your controller constantly drifting like a lost sheep in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has the most epic controllers that will never let you down! Our controllers are so reliable, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. Join our server and experience gaming like never before – no more stick drifts, just smooth sailing through the pixelated world of Minecraft. And as for gamesaar, well let’s just say they’re like the diamond sword of gaming forums – sharp, shiny, and always ready to help you slay any gaming issues that come your way. So come on, join our server and level up your gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

artistic freedom, boy and girl, Minecraft, art, playhouse

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw a boy and call it a girl! That’s right, we encourage gender-bending creativity and wacky shenanigans like never before.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with hilarious moments and unexpected twists that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

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