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Playhouse SMP Fun Zone 18+
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Welcome to Playhouse SMP!
Type: Semi-Vanilla
Platform: Java
Access: Whitelist
Version: Soon to be 1.21.8
Age: 18+
About Us
Playhouse SMP is a chill, vanilla survival server for adults. It’s run on Paper with some cool plugins, like invisible item frames and player heads. If you want a friendly and steady crew, this is the spot!
Our Story
In 2020, a group of folks in their 30s wanted a place to play Minecraft. They couldn’t find what they liked, so they made their own server. This is a place where you can come back even after a break. You’ll know the people here because they stick around.
Community Stats
- Player Base:
  - 35% Europe
  - 40% North America
  - 9% South America
  - 16% Asia, Australia, New Zealand
- Age Range: Mostly 25 to 50 years old
What We Do
Everyone plays how they want! Some build big farms to share stuff like iron and slime. Others set up shops and private farms. We work on projects together, like the Nether hub and roads.
Events
- Server-wide events by staff or players
- Community events in side worlds
- Playstyles vary: skyblock, create, hardcore, and more
Rules: No griefing, stealing, hacking, or duping (except TNT).
Server Info
Our server is on a strong host in the U.S., giving us great speed and uptime. We use Discord to chat and plan stuff, even when not logged in.
Join Us!
If you’re still interested, hop into our Discord for whitelisting info:
Join Discord
Hope to see you soon!
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Playhouse SMP Fun Zone 18+
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Playhouse SMP
Type: Semi-Vanilla
Version: Soon to be 1.21.8
Platform: Java
Access: Whitelist
Age: 18+
Welcome to Playhouse SMP!
This is a chill, vanilla survival server just for adults. It runs on Paper with cool plugins like invisible item frames and player heads. If you want a nice, steady, and tight-knit group, this is the place!
New World Launch:
Mark your calendars! A fresh world drops on 9/5/25.
Our Story:
Back in 2020, a bunch of folks in their 30s met on other servers but couldn’t find what they wanted. So, they made their own! A place that sticks around, even when life gets busy. Here, players know each other and stay.
Player Base:
- 35% from Europe
- 40% from North America
- 9% from South America
- 16% from Asia, Australia, and NZ
Most players are aged 25 to 50.
Play Your Way:
- Build big farms to share stuff like iron and shulkers.
- Start shops and private farms.
- Work on cool projects like the Nether hub and road systems.
- Join server-wide events, run by staff or players.
- Enjoy side worlds with different styles like skyblock and speedrunning.
Rules:
- No griefing, stealing, hacking, or duping (except TNT).
Server Info:
Our server is on a solid host in the USA, so it runs great! We use Discord to chat, plan projects, and hang out, even when not logged in.
Want In?
If you’re still here and want to join, hop into our Discord for whitelist info:
Join Discord
Hope to see you soon!
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Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server
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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dogs have a favorite color? well, guess what, this server has that! and, like, the color is yellow! can you believe it? like, imagine all the cute little puppies running around in their yellow outfits, it’s, like, so adorable!
but that’s not all, oh no. this server also has, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. yeah, you heard me right. a unicorn that farts rainbows. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it around the server and spread joy and happiness to all the players.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold blocks? yeah, it’s, like, guarded by a giant talking banana that tells really bad jokes. but, like, if you can make it laugh, it’ll give you all the riches you could ever dream of.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience all the wackiness and fun for yourself! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Pill Popper’s Playhouse
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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.
come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed
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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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Pixel Peen Playhouse
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omg u gotta join dis server cuz we got the sickest shadow-puppet competitions eva! like, imagine makin a giant penis shadow-puppet and makin it dance around for all to see. or u could get real creative and make a vulva shadow-puppet with legs and an abdomen, like wut even is that?! it’s gonna be a total blast, so come join us and show off ur shadow-puppet skills, u won’t regret it!

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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun
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Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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Pixel Playhouse
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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring jobs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only job you have is to have fun! Imagine a world where you get paid in diamonds and your boss is a friendly creeper who loves to explode in confetti instead of blowing you up. Trust us, this is the dream job for any five-year-old (or anyone who wants to escape reality for a bit). So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner child run wild!

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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

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