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UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	59
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	856
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	1062	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

day 4, dickies arena, esport, esports, Fort Worth, League, Minecraft, pro rocket league, RL, rl tournament, rlcs, rlcs 2024, rlcs championship, Rocket, rocket league, rocket league 2024, rocket league championship series, Rocket League tournament, Server, swiss round 3, swiss round 4, swiss round 5, texas, World Championship, worlds

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

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Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	799	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

balance changes, Crafty, death cult, delayed, DISCOUNT, dlc, Hotfix, Koronus Expanse, Localization Tool, Minecraft, ost, patch update, rebalance, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, TactiCon 2024, Teaser, Thread Archive, Traders, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40k

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	4296

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, Spouse, Support, Thread, Trust, Understanding, Wife, wifegf

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.