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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlirtCraft SMP

    FlirtCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever. We got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. And get this, the owner is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. I know, crazy right?

    But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. They’re always plotting against the evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have epic tournaments where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s wild, wacky, and totally bananas, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Solar Gaming Factions

    Solar Gaming Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Solar Gaming Is A Minecraft Factions Server Just Starting Out With One Goal. To Make A High Quality Community For All Players!

    149.56.39.141

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Codex

    The Codex

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a small, new network that offers a wide variety of games for all types of players. Our hope is to grow and expand the network to further improve it’s game library and community. We are working every day to make sure our network is one of the best.

    Join now to play: + Survival Games w/ Mutations + Color Runner + Surprise Eggs (Micro Battles w/ a Twist) + Free Runners (Parkour, first to end wins) + Battle Grounds (Build UHC kit, player w/ most kills wins)

    play.thecodexmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP