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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Nekked Islands

FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Farms Harvested:	685
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Nakked Islands is a newer FTB Infinity Evolved Server running on Expert Mode. We have a small active community and are always looking for new Nekkeds!

We do run on a whitelist as we aim to keep a more mature atmosphere, no age restriction but we expect anybody and everybody to respect others gameplay.

Head over to our Discord to get added onto the whitelist and get nekked!

Discord IP: https://discord.gg/d95u6dP

144.217.35.119:25569

Farmpvp

action, Active, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Bukkit, Economy, PvP, Trading

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	5067

FarmPvP.net is a Minecraft server that is well-known for its exciting BoxPvP battles. However, the server offers much more than just PvP fights. Players can also farm and trade resources to gear up for their battles.

With a friendly and active community, FarmPvP.net provides an engaging and interactive gameplay experience. Players can explore a variety of arenas and challenges to hone their skills and compete against other players.

But what sets FarmPvP.net apart from other servers is its focus on creating a balanced and fair playing field. The server boasts a comprehensive anti-cheat system to ensure that all players compete on an even footing.

At FarmPvP.net, players can choose to team up with friends or go solo, and there is always a new challenge waiting for them. With a dedicated team of staff members and regular updates, the server is constantly improving and evolving.

So, whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, FarmPvP.net is the perfect server for you. Join our community today and experience the thrill of BoxPvP, farming, trading, and more!

farmpvp.net

Jolt – Towny Island Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Jolt Advanced Survival is now Jolt Towny Island Survival! The goal is to make a great nation or town in a limited size map. The map is a custom seed that results in many islands. The server is made by twitch streamer Jacobtest. (We also have paintball and our maps are TF2 maps and thats pretty cool) Join to become apart of our community.

54.39.122.116:25580

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr4.RaiCloud.ru

HermitTech Survial SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4534
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

We are an exclusive server inspired by the youtube series Hermitcraft trying to bring that experience to the small creator or skilled, dedicated player. To join our server you must have over a year of java minecraft experience and be of age 16 or older.

Content Creators are very welcomed because they will help bring attention and recognition to the server. Whitelist application on the discord.

158.69.127.171:25590

Hazeynetwork

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, PvP, Raiding, TOWN, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Towny / LifeSteal / PVP Games + More Coming

Please Join Our Discord 500+ members For all information and to start a Town / NationDiscord: https://discord.gg/HaZey

Welcome to HaZeyNetwork, a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting experience for players of all skill levels. With a focus on towny and life steal gameplay, PvP, survival, and economy, this server offers endless hours of fun and adventure. Explore a real-sized world map with the help of Dynmap, where you can see exactly where you are and where you want to go. Gather resources, build your own town or nation, and become a powerful force in the server’s thriving community. With daily rewards, voting rewards, and a variety of activities to keep you engaged, you’ll never run out of things to do. nations aren’t just limited to small towns – they can become massive empires, with their own armies and territories to conquer. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you’ll need to be careful of rebels and other players who may try to overthrow your rule. But beware, as raiding is allowed, you’ll need to protect your town from potential attacks by other players. Whether you’re looking for a peaceful life as a builder or a more aggressive role as a raider, there’s a place for you on HaZeyNetwork. So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and start your own adventure in this exciting Minecraft world. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone on HaZeyNetwork.

Tags/Features Listed

Economy, Survival, Earth, Towny, PvE, PvP, Vanilla, Daily Rewards, kits, Real Size World Map, Dynmap, Warzone, Raiding, Earth, Nations, Lifesteal, redstonepvp, Premium, cracked, Minecraft Server.

Play.HaZeyNetwork.com

Mythiclands

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3658	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

| Mythiclands | 1.18.2

Mythiclands is a faction server with custom items, mobs, and more. It released on 6/11/2022.

mythiclands.toolkit.events

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr3.RaiCloud.ru

Valor

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

play.valorhcf.net

Astral gaming

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1204	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Astral Gaming NETWORK

We are a small network trying to give players what they want. We always add new features to the server when we can or when players suggest new things.

We plan to expand our network with more servers, so far we have planned to add Creative, and Minigames.

So far we have Survival up and running due to being a slow process of testing and setting everything up.

We welcome all players!

play.astralgamers.com