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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets [Join Now]

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1041
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

85.190.166.133

OdysseusCraft – The Epic Minecraft Server

Adventure, ancient greece, Cunning, Epic, epic hero, Ethics, greek mythology, Hero’s Journey, heroism, ideal model, intelligence, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, modern man, morality, Mythology, odysseus, OdysseusCraft, perseverance, Politics, Role Model, Server, strategy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a journey with Odysseus himself! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and outsmarting gods all from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join our server and become the modern-day Odysseus, navigating through treacherous lands and facing epic challenges. Will you align yourself with the gods or defy them with your cunning wit and strategic prowess?

Who needs modern politics when you can be a legendary hero like Odysseus? Join our server and rewrite history with your own epic tale. So what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and show the world what it truly means to be a Minecraft warrior!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

brother’s fiancé, conservative family, conservative relatives, dress choice, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Values, opinionated, Warning, wedding advice, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7417	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother’s fiancée’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s as revealing as a low-cut dress, with twists and turns that will make your jaw drop like a thigh-high slit!

Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.

So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!

Donut-free Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

CraftyCubicleCo

bad employer, career, company policies, corporate culture, CraftyCubicleCo, Employee morale, employment, Job, job satisfaction, job security, job stress, leadership, Management, mistreatment, negative experience, toxic environment, unethical practices, work conditions, work experience, Workplace, worst company

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).

Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

PilgrimPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	566357	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

CraftyPutin2020

Agreement, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, France, global politics, international relations, kyiv, Macron, Moscow, Négotiation, peace talks, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, summit, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers.

CardCraftersUnited

appreciation, CardCraftersUnited, Communication, Connection, daily gestures, every day, friendship, Gratitude, greetings cards, handwritten notes, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, relationships, Sending, snail mail, spreading love, Surprise, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, Week

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.

we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Only Vanilla Ice Cream allowed, no toppings! The blandest Minecraft server around. Videos included.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Server Name	EVANIA.ONLINE
Server Type	SMP
Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types
Protection	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.

2. What makes this server different from others?

Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.

3. Are there any protections in place to prevent griefing?

Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.

4. Can I build structures on the server?

Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online

6. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.

7. What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1