TradeFailsMC SMP

sports fans, sports history, team decisions, sports teams, worst trades

OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”

And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.

But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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BosmanLawCraft Minecraft Server

player contracts, player rights, football industry, sports policy, international relations

Are you tired of boring old football games with the same old rules? Do you dream of a world where Russia nukes USA and Israel just to shake things up? Then come join our Minecraft server where we’ve found a way to revert football back to pre-Bosman law! Our players are so skilled, they can kick a virtual soccer ball all the way to the moon and back! Plus, our community is so wild, you never know what crazy antics will happen next. So come join us and let’s kick some virtual balls and make some virtual chaos together!

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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

Avatar Resources, Real Furiends, virtual, Multiplayer Night, Virtual Fursuiting

Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

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WashAndDryNoByeBye

brother-in-law, new appliances, WashAndDryNoByeBye, Repayment, Generosity

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

lack of confidence, trying too hard, being late, not being yourself, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

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PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

Myths, conspiracy theories, Supernatural, misconceptions, critical thinking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

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StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
Active PvP Scene	Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
Envoys	Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

FAQs

1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

2. Is there protection against griefing?

No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

3. How can I join the server as a console player?

Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

4. Are there areas for PvP?

We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

Royal Prince Minecraft Server

Prince, FANTASY, charismatic, self-assured, imagination

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

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Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

Rude, fuck you, Frustration, animosity, annoyance

Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

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NoPadInBedCraft

Sleep, personal space, light sleeper, Technology, relationship

Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

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