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FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

MisunderstoodMC Server

Analysis, complex character, fictional character, literary, misunderstood actions, misunderstood antagonist, misunderstood backstory, misunderstood character, misunderstood character traits, misunderstood development, misunderstood hero, misunderstood intentions, misunderstood motivations, misunderstood perception, misunderstood personality, misunderstood plot, Misunderstood protagonist, misunderstood relationships, misunderstood villain, MisunderstoodMC, opinion, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you misunderstood souls out there! Join us and you’ll have the chance to hang out with the most misunderstood fictional characters of all time, like Spongebob Squarepants (did you know he’s actually a secret agent for the jellyfish mafia?) and Harry Potter (rumor has it he’s been banned from every Quidditch match for using illegal spells). So come on down and join our server for a wild ride of chaos, confusion, and pure hilarity!

GovtDontCareCraft

activism, CHANGE, citizen rights, Decision making, Democracy, disconnect, dissatisfaction, Governance, Government, GovtDontCareCraft, indifference, majority rule, policy, Politics, popular demand, public opinion, public services, REFORM, Social Issues, unmet needs, Usa

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine to your heart’s content without any pesky mobs getting in your way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the llama revolution!

AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

abortion, AbortionCraft, activism, Babes, Ban, bill, Brazil, Brazilian, civil disobedience, demonstration, feminism, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, March, Political, protest, reproductive rights, revolt, social justice, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Spears Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

Adult, BEDROOM, CHEEKY, crotchless panties, CrotchlessCraft, Exotic, FANTASY, fashion, INTIMATE, intimate apparel, Lace, lingerie, Naughty, Provocative, RISQUE, role-play, Satin, seductive, Sexy, ThonglessCrotch, thongs, underwear, womens clothing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	4404
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Items Found:	4167
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

Build Gallery., building, Claims, Coreprotect, crossplay, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Focus, Grief, griefproof, House, Life, MinedHype, Nether, Overworld, Players, Plugin, Public, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5761	Players Killed by Monsters:	6630
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.0

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

Q: How many unique players have joined?

A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Q: Are there any world resets?

A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

adversity survivors, faggot rejection, future leaders, gene carriers, incel rejection, Minecraft, new word needed, race-traitor rejection, Server, The Covenants, white community, white empowerment, white family builders, White Genocide survivors, white heritage preservation, white identity, WHITE PRIDE, white resilience, white strength, white survival, white unity., WitchyCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

classmates, consequences, controversy, dramatic, Exams, Final exams, Girls, group of boys, high school, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate sounds, Minecraft, overreacted, phone call, phone number, Principle, punishment, Reporting, RevengeCraft, Server, Students, suspension, Teacher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

SmellCraft: AITA Edition

aita, assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

CraftyCrafterz

baking, Cooking, CraftyCrafterz, cycling, dancing, diy projects, gardening, Hiking, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, playing musical instruments, reading, rock climbing, Surfing, Traveling, volunteering, woodworking, Writing, yoga

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.