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CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”
Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft! -
Mediocre SMP: Where Roleplay is Optional and Survival is Questionable!
Multi-land SMP Server Overview
Server Type RP SMP on bedrock Player Limit 10 players Focus Creating civilizations, fictitious stories, and player relations Add-ons Extra content included FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How many players can join the server? Only 10 players can join due to console limitations. What is the main focus of the server? The focus is on creating civilizations, stories, and player relations. Is this server suitable for creating YouTube content? Yes, it is recommended for creating fun YouTube series. Where can I find the discord link for the server? You can find the link to the promotional discord HERE -
FamCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can embrace your inner weirdness and make up your own rules? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to use your own special “word substitutions” just like this player’s mom did.Forget calling things by their actual names, on our server, you can call your tools “robo controllers” and “snazzifiers” and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in confusion and disgust.
But that’s not all! We have a special feature where you can name your in-game pets after vintage cartoons or favorite actors/actresses with a hilarious twist. Imagine riding into battle on your trusty steed, Quiche Lorraine, while wielding a sword named after The Powerful Aviator. Your enemies won’t know what hit them!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can honor your mom’s memory in the most ridiculous way possible or just annoy the heck out of your loved ones, join us now! Who needs the right word when you can make up your own and have a blast doing it?
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HouseMessWars
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mom’s husband stomping around and complaining about your existence. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment or drama.
And if you ever feel like you’re stuck in a real-life soap opera, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant chicken statue.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who appreciates your building skills and doesn’t expect you to cook dinner every night. It’s time to escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
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BlockRageCraft
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it! -
CraftyOlympicWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it! -
TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends! -
StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.
come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?
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CloneCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.