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Nexus rpg

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

❅ Server name: Nexus❅ Game version: 1.18 – 1.19.1❅ Connection address: nexushk.apexmc.co❅ Maximum number of people: 100❅ Opening hours: Open 24 hours❅ Official website: https://www.mcnexushk.com/❅ Discord：https://discord.com/invite/S6RBa5MF9N

nexushk.apexmc.co:25660

Ghoul-tycoon

Economy, Farming, Gui Shop, Player Ranks, Plots, Plotworld

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Ghoul Tycoon

The worlds #1 Tycoon server!

– Auto Farming– Ranks– Vote RewardsCome And Join This New Server And Idle Your Way To The Top!

End of season, players on the /Baltop gets a money reward for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place

50.20.207.129:25587

Fabledhub

Community, Donations, Economy, Free Fly, Minigames, Player Ranks, Player Shops, Survival, Vote Rewards, Voting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

FabledHub is a community project setup to play, hangout, make friends or just to do your own thing. We welcome you to the server and hope you will have a good time! Please consider joining our Discord to stay in touch with the community, receive updates on the server and to be able to open a ticket and talk with staff when there are any issues regarding votes or the server itself!

145.239.62.98

Silvamc

Adventure, challenge, Cracked, Events, Land Claim, Player Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	2609	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Joining SilvaMC will immerse you into a world that carefully intertwines the nostalgic feel of vanilla Minecraft with a slew of custom features aimed at providing the best experience possible! The game has evolved, and for those of you returning; tap into your past, experience the present!

We look to:

• Keep Minecraft feeling, well…., like Minecraft!• Consistently provide updates to keep the gameplay fresh• Maintain a positive and friendly community, appropriate for most!

play.SilvaMC.co.za

Dolmi survival

Crazy Enchants, Dungeons, Free Ranks, Player Ranks, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

New SMP with a really nice setup come check us out and see how we are looking :> we have 12 gigs of ram dedicated 24/7 hosting to where you can play as you like as often as you like. there will be very little downtime so you can enjoy as much as you like.

dolmi.minecraft.best

Quantum farming

Faction Survival, Farming, Grinders, Player Ranks, PvE, PvP, PvP Survival, Ranks, Rankups

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crops Grown:	2349
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Hello, I’m AmpleGG here to advertise my BRAND NEW Farming / Faction PVP survival server! We will be adding non stop content. We are aiming to have 40-50 ranks and also a prestige system. Donation perks are still being tossed around. This is a hardcore farming server. There is a lot of grinding to do and I hope to see you guys join to take the plunge into the plethora of ranks that will be added, along with fantastic content!

quantumfarming.mc.gg

Ashdown survival

Auction, DonatorRanks, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, No Lag, Player Ranks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Ashdown is a fresh Survival server with a fun, chill and progressive survival experience. We have a friendly community and release regular updates to make sure that you have the best experience with us.

♦ 10 In-Game Tiers♦ 4 In-Game Ranks♦ Rewarding Jobs♦ 500+ Quests♦ Land Claiming♦ 4 Levels of Parkour♦ Player Shops♦ Player Warps♦ Amazing Vote Rewards♦ Crates♦ Auctions♦ Player Driven Economy♦ Friendly Community♦ Zero Lag

Join us at play.ashdownsurvival.com or join our discord to start chatting to our amazing community! discord.gg/bYCxUFpXKC

play.ashdownsurvival.com

Mistbrook

Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Player Ranks, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

~Welcome To MistBrook~

Our server is currently running a build competition for Halloween & is giving anyone who joins by November 1st a special founder’s crate! We plan to host lots of community events!

Come make MistBrook your home server today!

mistbrook.apexmc.co

Towny legends

bedrock, Economy, java, Multiplayer Survival, Need Staff, Player Ranks, Player Warps, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6201	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

1.19 Minecraft Towny Survival!Welcome to Towny Legends! We offer a quality Minecraft Survival experience, where you can make towns, join multiple jobs, create player shops and player warps, and much more!

Connect with versions 1.9 – 1.19!

McMMO, Jobs, DynMap, Vote Rewards, Kits, Player Vaults, and Particles are just a few of the additional perks we have on Towny Legends!

Bedrock Ip : mc.townylg.net:19132

Hope to see you soon!

mc.townylg.net

Elementiacraft

Multiplayer Survival, Player Ranks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Server IP: elementiacraft.playmc.nl

elementiacraft.playmc.nl

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9307	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	755207	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	101
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).