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Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Votes:	7386
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	9013

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

PenaltyShotProz

algorithm-based decisions, athletic development, coaches, Decision making, field experiment, field-testing, penalty shooting, PenaltyShotProz, performance analysis, player performance, research recommendations, shot placement, skill development, skilled players, Soccer, sports coaching, sports psychology, sports science, success rate, training methods, youth football

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of missing those penalty shots in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is like a field experiment, but with highly skilled Minecraft players instead of football players. We tested out all the recommendations to improve your penalty shooting skills, and guess what? Players who chose their shot placement had the highest success rate! Forget about coaches and algorithms, trust your gut on this server.

Join us for some epic Minecraft action and show off your mad penalty shooting skills. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community of players who are always down for a good time. Plus, we’ve got the best loot drops in the game, so you’ll be stacking up those diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most lit Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show those algorithms who’s boss!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5811	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

Jasto City 2022

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Survival game server with lots of fun. Build, pvp, hunt, fight hard-to-kill-monsters, ‘mini-games’ shop, buy/sell and more. You will get hungry and might die… You are welcome to survival game at Jasto City – jastocity.com or mcjasto.com

185.7.32.8:25765

Zaoby Network

Factions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

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Hubmc.dk

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hubmc.dk a Danish Minecraft server

Hubmc.dk a Danish Minecraft server, with Creative, Factions, Minigames and Towny. The server is run by adults with a focus on children’s safety and great experiences.

Hubmc.dk

Zaoby Network – Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	371	Void Armor Forged:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800

Zaoby server hub has 4 different servers including towny, creative, and FACTIONS. Join us now at play.zaoby.co.uk or sign up at www.zaoby.co.uk

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MonstroMon Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	6310
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

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CampCobble

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to CampCobble!, were a fun Minecraft server! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes! We are always improving our Server, adding more features and Plugins due to your feedback!

We have lots of awesome worlds at the moment so there is always something to do, our current worlds are Factions, Skyblock, Creative, we also have competitions regularly. We really are worth checking out, we have forums to keep in contact with our staff and community, hope to see you online soon.

At CampCobble you will find new friends and have fun in the many worlds that we offer. We have Survival factions world, A creative PlotMe world (128×128), SkyBlock, SkyGrid, minigames and 3 different parkour maps to play. So come on have some fun. We will also be adding hunger games soon.

You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!!

mc.campcobble.co.uk

FeralCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	554	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	55053	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

FeralCraft Factions! IP: fcpvp.net

FeralCraft – Custom factions with many features you won’t find anywhere else! Such as CUSTOM biomes, few custom coded factions commands. Amazing custom enchanting system, and much more to discover upon joining!

fcpvp.net

Zpix MC Network

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Here at the Zpix MC Network we have servers for different types of players! We have casual game modes for those who want to take it easy and relax. Minigames that will test your sanity with parkours, mazes, and droppers. Challenge based games like MobArena to see how far you can go by yourself or with friends. We are always adding more and growing our community and would love to have you be a part of it! Join us today!

Zpix.se

Small Block

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Buildings Constructed:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Why join? Good question! [1.11.2] Dedicated Server Sky Block Silk Spawners Auctions Custom Enchants DDoS protection mcMMO Economy And much more! Good luck to all who dare to live on Small Block

SmallBlock.CodingTheWorld.com

Hysteria Factions

Factions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hysteria Network [1.7.x – 1.8.x]

“Factions to it’s Limit” – Factions Factions has potion based pvp with custom gapple effects and a gapple cooldown. There are KOTH events and 1v1 duels! It features McMMO and Cannon based raiding! Come check it out!

hyfactions.net