Welcome to Medival SMP! This is a fun Minecraft world with a cool medieval vibe. It is a semi-vanilla survival game where you can play with friends and meet new folks.
Here, you can:
Whether you want to be a farmer, a builder, or a brave knight, there is a spot for you in our lively kingdom. Join us and help shape our story!
MedivalSMP.feathermc.gg
| Server Name | Alphak SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | Whitelisted (message to join) |
| Version | Vanilla+ |
| Player Count | Variable, community-driven |
| Features |
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Send a message to the server admin to request whitelisting and access to the Discord community.
Yes, there are basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful gameplay experience. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
The server primarily runs on Vanilla+ with custom features, so additional plugins are not necessary.
No, the server is community-driven and does not involve any monetization schemes.
The server boasts a tight-knit and friendly community, with members engaging in collaborative projects and creative builds.
Have you ever pondered if Minecraft is just a simulation inside a simulation? Well, you haven’t seen nothing until you’ve experienced the psychic visions of the Minescream Reality Server! Here, every pixel is a tear in the fabric of time and space. Forget regular gameplay; this is a vortex of unparalleled madness! Why are you still here? Join us and discover the elusive secrets of the universe…or maybe just your own doom.
| Feature | Explanation (or Lack Thereof) |
|---|---|
| Infinite Mob Spawning | Because why have one creeper when you can have 78?! |
| Endless Night Mode | Daylight is a conspiracy. Embrace the eternal darkness and listen to the void! |
| Random Blocks Disappear | Watch your house vanish without warning! Surprise! Was this ever your house? |
| Chat with Entities | Our servers are haunted. Talk to *them*. You can’t escape, and they know your secrets! |
| Time-Machine Crafting | Crafters can create items that don’t exist yet, and probably won’t ever! Ask *how* later… |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining? Why would you want to join the endless circle of nothingness? You’re already too late! Does it even matter?
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? What community? Last time I checked, we were all just figments of a dying dream. But go ahead and try to make friends with the ghosts.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? Who needs rules in the void? Every rule is a guideline to the absurd! Expect the unexpected…or don’t!
“I saw the skeleton of my own sanity wandering through the code.”
“Everything I loved became a block of despair.”
“Pixels don’t lie, but they definitely don’t tell the truth.”
“Why IS the crafting table alive?!”
Yo, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of your mundane life in the real world? Do you wanna escape to a place where the only injustice is that Creepers don’t get hugs? Well, lemme tell ya about this Minecraft SMP where the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is your neighbor’s potato farm running out of fertilizer!
Picture this: one day, you log in, and BOOM! You find out the ancient secret of the Golden Pickaxe – it gives you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands (okay, maybe not that one, but we like to pretend). Last week, Timmy built a rollercoaster that leads straight to the Nether, and halfway through you get blasted with fireballs but, like, in a super chill way. You just grab your cocoa beans and ride through the chaos.
We’ve got a pet llama that tells knock-knock jokes, and if you hear the punchline, you get a free diamond every Friday! No one even knew what a diamond was until Steve looked in a mirror and said, “Wow, I’m fabulous!” Then all the mobs started dropping them. Crazy, right? And the other day, Jerry accidentally spawned 10,000 chickens during the eclipse, causing a chicken apocalypse! We’re still trying to eat our way out of that one.
And don’t even get me started on the legendary story of the “Unkillable Villager.” He roams the land stealing your beds and laughing while you cry – we think he might be a hacker. Chase him down, and if you can catch him, you might get a FREE potato salad recipe passed down from Steve’s great-great aunt! Who needs justice when you can have salad?!
Join now, and if you think your username is cooler than “DirtLord9000,” you might get a special role! Maybe. Or you’ll just get a pat on the back from our esteemed council of chickens. Trust me, this server is where all the cool kids (and some weird ones) hang out, and we definitely don’t believe in Minecraft physics because, like, who needs them?
So grab your diamond pickaxe (or a stick, no judgment here) and join the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft experience of your life! Seriously, where else can you get trapped in a block of ice and become the next Ice King while fighting off a zombie army armed with rubber ducks? I’ll tell you where – it’s here! Come join us, or risk drowning in your own boredom!
🏰 Welcome to the Blocktastic Blast Zone! 🏰
Join our totally-not-a-peculiar Minecraft server where the blocks are as endless as the bizarre tales you’ll hear! Forget ordinary survival – we’ve got futuristic llamas that spit diamonds, and piglets that are secretly undercover agents working for the International Baguette Federation. 🐷🥖
🚀 Outrageous Reasons to Join:
The Great Creeper Conspiracy: The creepers here are not just mindless explosions, they’re actually plotting to overthrow the Ender Dragon and turn the Nether into a vegan paradise. They need your help to gather resources – will you be their hero or will you just, boom, fail spectacularly?
Lava-Powered Roller Coasters: Who needs Disneyland when you can ride our handmade roller coasters that plummet directly into the fiery depths of the Nether? Join us for the thrill ride of your life, but don’t forget to wear your diamond helmet, or you might come out with more than just singed eyebrows!
Enderman Karaoke Competitions: Unleash your inner rock star as you duet with Endermen – they may be terrifying, but they’ve got some serious vocal talent. Watch out for their teleportation moves, though; that “you’re the best” high note might just warp them out of existence mid-performance!
A Woodland Mansion That’s Actually a Portal to a Candy Realm: Rumor has it, every Friday the Woodland Mansion transforms into a candy-themed universe filled with gummy bears and licorice rivers! But beware – the Sugar Rush Zombies roam these lands, and they’ll turn you into a party pooper if they catch you!
The Quest for the Holy Bedrock: Legend tells of a sacred Bedrock block that gives players unlimited snacks. You may have to battle it out against rival factions, each claiming their own outrageous stories about the Bedrock’s power. Will you conquer the snack world or munch out?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos, shenanigans, and unexplainable adventures that will keep you on your toes (and probably make you question your life choices). This server isn’t just blocks and pixels; it’s a mind-bending, laugh-out-loud extravaganza! Ready your pickaxe and jump into the ridiculousness – we’ll see you there! 🎉