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Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

bad deals, contract, contract negotiations, contracts, Costly mistakes, expensive contracts, financial blunders, financial mistakes, football, History, Minecraft, nfl history, overpaid athletes, player contracts, player performance, player salaries, professional sports, regrettable decisions, Salary Cap, smp, sports, sports management, Team Management, WORST, worst contract

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

BayernCraft Minecraft Server

Bayern, BayernCraft, Belgian defender, burnley, career choices, club loyalty, contract negotiations, european football, financial decisions, football, Kompany, Manchester City, Minecraft, pay cut, player contracts, player loyalty, player salary, professional sports, Server, Soccer, transfer market, transfer rumors, transfer speculation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the transfer saga of the century! Imagine if Kompany actually left Burnley for Bayern but for less money – that’s the kind of unpredictable chaos you can expect on our server. Who needs logic when you have the thrill of not knowing what will happen next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of twists, turns, and mind-boggling decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

BosmanLawCraft Minecraft Server

BosmanLawCraft, Diplomacy, FIFA regulations, football industry, football regulations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Israel, Minecraft, nuclear war, player contracts, player rights, player transfers, pre-Bosman law, revert football, russia, Server, sports governance, sports law, sports policy, transfer rules, Usa

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2678
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old football games with the same old rules? Do you dream of a world where Russia nukes USA and Israel just to shake things up? Then come join our Minecraft server where we’ve found a way to revert football back to pre-Bosman law! Our players are so skilled, they can kick a virtual soccer ball all the way to the moon and back! Plus, our community is so wild, you never know what crazy antics will happen next. So come join us and let’s kick some virtual balls and make some virtual chaos together!

IVF-4-LYFE-GONE-WRONG

blood draws, chemical pregnancy, Commitment, ectopic rupture, egg retrieval, embryo transfer, Embryos, emotional, family, fertility treatments, husband, hyper-stimulation, infertility, INJECTIONS, ivf, IVF4LYFEGONEWRONG, Mental, PCOS, Pregnancy, Promise, surrogacy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	634961	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where you can ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow named Bob who gives out quests for epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a dragon? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

BearBrawl Minecraft Server

Animal Attack, bear attack, bear awareness, bear awareness training, bear behavior, bear defense strategies, bear defense tactics, bear defense., bear encounter, bear safety, bear safety precautions, bear safety tips, bear survival techniques, BearBrawl, fighting a bear, Minecraft, outdoor safety, self defense, Server, survival skills, wilderness safety, wildlife encounter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about fighting bears again because our bears are actually friendly and will help you mine for diamonds! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockyBanter

advice, belief in yourself, BlockyBanter, coping strategies, determination, encouragement, Hope, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, patience, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self compassion, self-care, staying calm, staying focused, strength, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious diamonds to a sneaky thief ever again. Our admin team is like a squad of superheroes, ready to swoop in and protect your creations at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. So not only will you be safe from griefers, but you’ll also be rolling in riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adventure of a lifetime on our epic Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!