Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5194

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7657	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

HolidayNomzCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5227	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, Chronic treatment, clinical trial, drug therapy, Event-free survival, Extended survival, Finerenone, Finerenones, Haven, health outcomes, Heart, Heart failure, Long-term therapy, long-term treatment, medical study, Mildly reduced ejection fraction, Mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist, Nonsteroidal, patient care, Preserved ejection fraction, research, study

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	103

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, family, Fight, free, Fun, Gamers, Growing, Join, Looting, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, SquatchCraft, squatches, Survival, Trees

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

account suspended, advertisingbux, Celebrities, cool photos, I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie, instagram, liking pics, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, Normie, photos, sharing, smp, sponsored products, suspicious activity, Traveling, Zuckerberg

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

BlockyBoobOpinions

aita, attractive, back pain, BlockyBoobOpinions, Body, breast reduction, clear answer, comfort, consideration, decision, definitive answer, discomfort, doubt, Happiness, love, opinion, self-conscious, Support, surgery, Wife

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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