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Smp Server: Toasted Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4087
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Any
Length of Play Session	1-5 hours
Gametype	Survival
Language	English
IP	burnedsmp.minekeep.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Do I need to link my Minecraft account to Discord to join the server?

Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.

What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?

There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.

How long can I play on the server in one session?

The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.

What language is spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is English.

Is the server in Survival mode?

Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	3525	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4820
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	585242
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	6756	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness