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Cosmic Celestial 1.21.2

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, forget about driving off a bridge, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got all the virtual riches you could ever want, no ex-girlfriend drama here.

Join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and slay virtual dragons instead of contemplating real-life bridges.

Plus, if you’re feeling down, our community will lift you up and make you forget all about hitting rock bottom.

So why waste time with OF or BA when you can have a blast on our server and never hit $0? Your fortune may be hazy, but joining our server is crystal clear fun!

TrumpDeportsAllMCSMP

deportation, Illegal immigration, immigration consequences, immigration consequences for children, immigration consequences for communities, immigration consequences for economy, immigration consequences for families, immigration control, immigration crackdown, immigration debate, immigration detention, immigration enforcement, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration statistics, trump, TrumpDeportsAllMCSMP, undocumented immigrants, us politics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally off the chain, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this crazy story about how the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and rode it into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! How insane is that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server?! Let’s go, gamers!

Democraft: The Executive Order Reversal

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, balance of power, checks and balances, civil liberties, Decision making, Democracy, Democraft, executive, executive orders, Governance, Government, legislation, Order, policy making, Politics, progress reversal, public opinion, REPRESENTATIVES, Reversal, separation of powers, transparency, voices of the people

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where democracy reigns supreme…kinda. We may not have a fancy government system or checks and balances, but we do have a llama named Larry who acts as our official mascot and makes all the important decisions.

Join us and witness the chaos as Larry decides whether we should build a giant roller coaster or a massive statue of a potato next. Who needs elected officials when you have a llama with impeccable taste?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of watching democracy in action…or at least in llama form. Who knows, maybe one day Larry will run for president and lead us all to victory with his wise and fluffy leadership.

WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server

America, controversy, Covid-19, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, global health, Government, health diplomacy, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, trump, Trump administration, united nations, united states, Whos, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!

WestBankWhackPack

Backlash, Cancels, Conflict, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlers, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, Politics, sanctions, SETTLEMENT, trump, Trump administration, united states, West Bank, WestBankWhackPack

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	1221	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Items Found:	2519	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Death Prediction Fun

death, death prediction, destiny, existentialism, fatalism, fate, foreknowledge, Fun, inevitability, knowledge of death, life expectancy, life’s end, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality insights, mortality predictions, mortality prophecy, mortality revelation, mortality revelations, philosophical musings, predestination, prediction, uncertainty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we predict when you will die! that’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can find out your death date and plan accordingly!

imagine the possibilities! you could build a giant tomb for yourself, or create a death trap maze to test fate. maybe you’ll even try to cheat death by avoiding dangerous situations altogether.

but be warned, some players have reported receiving their death date as tomorrow! so hurry up and join our server for a chance to laugh in the face of death and have a blast doing it. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the immortal ruler of our server.

join now and start your death-defying adventure today!

Vanilla SMP

19132, 25565, bedrock, Cheats, Discord, Experience, fSDcTptG5c, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, java, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, server ip, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5387

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java PORT	25565
Bedrock PORT	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders:

Overworld: 400k x 400k

Rules

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.gg/fSDcTptG5c

FAQ

1. Are there any mods or plugins on the server?

No, our server is completely vanilla with no mods or plugins.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on the server as part of the gameplay experience.

3. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed on the server.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.

5. What are the world borders on the server?

The overworld has a border of 400k x 400k.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server with the IP “mc.vanillasmp.org” and on Java PORT 25565 or Bedrock PORT 19132.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASMR VODs, azura, Azura Dulait, Current Streams, discord server, Dorky Yandere, Ever-Demanding Mistress, FAQ, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, gen 1, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Holodex, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Land, Late Halloween Edition, Mercy Modiste, MysticCraft, Previous thread, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, transparent head cutouts, unarchived VOD archive, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure Links

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can be a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, a demanding mistress, or even a hypnotic cuttlefish!

And get this, the content on this server is so spicy, it’s like eating a ghost pepper dipped in hot sauce while riding a rollercoaster! You can watch SFW streams on YouTube, listen to lewd audios on Patreon, or check out some exclusive content on Fansly. Plus, there’s a Discord server where you can get notifications, but no interacting with the girls allowed.

Oh, and did I mention that all the talents on this server are in a relationship? With me, of course! So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory!

SuperCraftyServer

Abilities, Ability, capability, control, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, imagination, Potential, power, question.., Special, strength, SuperCraftyServer, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, talent, Unique, wish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8247	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	7425
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be granted the superpower of being able to mine diamonds with your mind! Just imagine, no more tedious mining, just sit back, relax, and watch those shiny gems come to you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their chicken army. So join now and help us stop the impending poultry apocalypse!

ParisCraft: 95% Fossil Free

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy production, energy sources, Energy Transition, environmental impact, fossil, fossil free, France, free, green energy, Nuclear, ParisCraft, power grid, renewable energy, renewables, Zero Emissions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the power grid is like, 95% fossil free! It’s like, France in 2024 but in Minecraft, dude. We got nuclear power, renewables, all jumping around like they just won the lottery. Join this server and you’ll be like, saving the planet one block at a time. Plus, the mobs are so chill, they’ll be like, “Hey, wanna hang out and build a solar panel together?” It’s like, the most eco-friendly server out there, man. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!