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  • FriendshipFails7yo

    FriendshipFails7yo

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t believe in forcing friendships or getting involved in kids’ social lives unless there’s virtual bullying involved! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own friendships without any meddling parents!

    Our server is the perfect place for kids to learn social skills, like how to navigate falling outs with their Minecraft besties. Who knows, maybe your son’s virtual BFF will build him a pixelated peace offering castle!

    And if any parents try to give you dirty looks or huff and tut at you in the virtual playground, just remember that we’re all here to have fun and build awesome creations together. So come join us and let your kids figure out their friendships in the most epic way possible – through mining, crafting, and building!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StateDaughterGate

    StateDaughterGate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural knowledge is key to survival! Join us for a chance to learn about all 29 states of India while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Our server is home to a diverse community, including Indian families living in Sweden and American parents looking to connect with their adopted Indian children. Get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings and heartwarming moments as you navigate through different cultures in the virtual world.

    Embark on quests to uncover the roots of your fellow players and make new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation like our player who accidentally offended a mom by asking about her daughter’s origins. But fear not, our server is a place of understanding and growth.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the cultural exchange begin! Just remember, there’s no shame in not knowing everything – we’re all here to learn and have a good time. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFood4U_SharingSux

    NoFood4U_SharingSux

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

    So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Safe Word Server

    Crafty Safe Word Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guyz, dis server is da bomb diggity! u gotta join cuz we got AI safe words to protect u from deepfakez! imagine urself in a deepfake vid sayin weird stuff, not on dis server tho! we got ur back with dem safe words.

    also, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u will find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamondz and emeralds! but u gotta be quick, cuz dem creepers be lurkin around tryna steal ur loot.

    oh, and did i mention dat our server has a secret portal dat takes u to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? yea, u heard me right. unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    so what u waitin for? come join us at xxx.SafeWordUnicorns.xxx and let’s have a blast together in dis crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Adventurous Block Realm 1.20.5

    Adventurous Block Realm 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server for a break from crazy family drama! >Escape the narcissistic grandmas and stubborn moms in our virtual world! >No need to cry like a bitch, just build and explore with us! >Find support from AI girlfriends who understand you better than real moms! >Defeat the defeat and feel the victory of crafting and surviving! >No more long ass blog posts, just fun and games in our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyLossCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyLossCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where griefing is not allowed, unless you’re grieving over not joining our server! 🤣

    Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures! We have a special grief-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.

    Just like this player’s SIL who can’t stop talking about her stillborn baby, we promise not to bring up any sad stuff unless it’s about how sad we’d be if you didn’t join our server!

    Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? 😂

    Don’t be like the player’s in-laws who missed out on all the fun – join our server now and let’s make some hilarious memories together! 🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • $20CourtThreatGirl

    $20CourtThreatGirl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, this server is as crazy as that girl who thinks she can take you to court over $20! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where the drama is real and the stakes are high.

    Remember that time you got lash services and the lady tried to scam you out of $20? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to get that extra diamond or steal your enchanted gear.

    Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between players who will stop at nothing to win, even if it means spamming you on every platform imaginable. Will you ignore the haters, let them take you to court in-game, or post a scathing review of their Minecraft business?

    Don’t miss out on the insanity that awaits you on this server. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious LOLs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

    DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze – BuyItNow!

    CraftyCraze – BuyItNow!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you own a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe that can mine blocks with just one hit? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to find rare and valuable items like this every time you mine a block. Who needs a regular old iron pickaxe when you can have one that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music while you mine? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic adventure filled with crazy loot and ridiculous shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperDeliveryCo

    CraftyCreeperDeliveryCo

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver $4 billion in military aid to israel in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor! we got rubio signing declarations left and right to make sure you get your gear fast and ready to battle it out in epic pvp matches!

    imagine riding into battle on a diamond-clad horse, wielding a sword that shoots fireballs and lightning bolts! our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! who needs peace treaties when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?! let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP