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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

aquatic animals, Brazil, Coast, cocaine, CokeCraft, drug contamination, drug contamination in wildlife, drug detection, drug exposure, drug testing, drug use, environmental impact, illegal drugs, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean pollution, Sharks, sharky, Shores, south america, wildlife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	109188
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3366	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MoonRockMadness

Chang’e-6 landing area, change program, China, Geological context, geological samples, lunar data, lunar data sharing, Lunar exploration, Lunar far side, lunar geology, Lunar landing, lunar minerals, lunar mission, lunar research, lunar rocks, lunar samples, lunar science, Lunar surface, MoonRockMadness, sample analysis, space exploration

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

ExeParadise

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1873	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

MCHell.ru Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Community, creativity, Equal, Friends, Fun, Gaming, high performance, MCHell.ru, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, powerful hardware, Relaxation, Server, Support, Survival, survival skills, teamwork

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	1569
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Competitive Gaming, CraftyClash, esports, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, video games, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	180
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

ObaraCraft Minecraft Server – R.I.P. Noriko Obara

age 88, animated series, Anime, Condolences, doraemon, Doronjo, iconic roles, Illness, Japanese voice actress, Minecraft, Nobita Nobi, Noriko, Noriko Obara, Obara, ObaraCraft, passes away, R.I.P, RIP, Server, Tribute, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voiceover, Yatterman

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, even Noriko Obara would have cracked up playing on it! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. And who knows, maybe you’ll even hear the ghost of Noriko Obara herself whispering jokes in your ear as you mine for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

adulting, aita, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, dining out, Edition, Etiquette, family, Frustration, judgment, Manners, parenting, public behavior, public spaces, reactions, Restaurant, ScreamCraft, screaming, social norms, strangers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7880	Towns Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., damaged, Destroyed, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, Facilities, full-scale invasion, health ministry, Healthcare, healthcare facilities, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, medical facilities, medical services, MediCraft, Reports, Server, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Crops Grown:	6172	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.