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Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Dragon Eggs Found:	595
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	8599	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Existence? Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7915

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”