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TwitCraftAlive!

Communication, digital influence, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, Hashtags, Marketing, microblogging, News, online platform, platform survival, social media, social media evolution, social media trends., social-networking, Technology, trending, tweets, TwitCraftAlive, twitter, user base, viral

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of scrolling through Twitter and seeing the same old drama and hot takes? Well, it’s time to log off and join our Minecraft server for some real entertainment! Our server is so lit, even Twitter is jealous.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be building epic castles, exploring hidden dungeons, and hanging out with the coolest players this side of the End Portal? Join us now and see why Twitter is so last season!

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	7009
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	52
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!