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BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	6040
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	145	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Nature Senses Alive

alive, Countries, Environment, findings, Forests, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, Outdoor, Positive, researchers, Senses, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory stimuli, study, surroundings, survey, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Mc.grigaland.ru

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

Accomplished, achievement, celebration, did it again, Epic, Good Job, Happy, high five, hooray, keep it up, Minecraft, positive vibes, Proud, proud moment, repeat success, Server, success, success story, Thumbs up, Victorious, Vrench, Vrenchs, Well done, Yay

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

bad smell, death, deceased, Foul, gone, Minecraft, odor, pungent, right now, RIP, Smelly, smp, stench, STINKY, Unfortunate, Unpleasant

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5531	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!