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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6657 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4508 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 191 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
