| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2419 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 513 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3061 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7701 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4240 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9486 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1196 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1683 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
