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Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buying, Clans, Crafty, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Lex edition, Minecraft, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, Wars, Wiki

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Let the madness begin!

What is the IP for Joelemz Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Joelemz is a multidisciplinary artist and content creator known for his eclectic style and vibrant creativity. With a background in graphic design and music production, Joelemz has gained a following for his unique blend of visual and auditory art. Through his work, he aims to inspire and stimulate creativity in others, while also sharing his perspective on various social and cultural issues. Joelemz continues to push boundaries and challenge norms in the artistic world, leaving a lasting impact on all who experience his work.

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWar, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, Jade Shadows, Lore, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits, or teaming up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our community is as vibrant as a rainbow sheep, with alliances and clans forming left and right. You’ll never be bored with all the events and challenges we have in store for you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the legendary diamond armor hidden deep within the server. Join now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

MineCraftWar – Warframe Server

#minecraftwar, Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasure chests that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’ve known them for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Warframe clan, known for their epic battles and unbeatable skills. Join them in epic PvP matches and show off your mad Minecraft skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server in the blocky universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8007
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

Alerts, anniversary, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Dps, DropTables, FAQ, meets, Minecraft, mirage, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Returning Players, Riven, SELLING, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, WargameCraft, Wiki

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2859
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Star Shards Collected:	142
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	2376
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!