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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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