Plastics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Plastic Apocalypse: Mr. McGuire’s Advice

Story, Mr. McGuire, Benjamin, retrospect, advice

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. They just wanna show you around our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. They’ll serenade you with ballads about mining for days on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-eyed pigs. They can get a little rowdy.

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PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

Fuels, new technology, carbon emissions, transform materials, environmental impact

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

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BlockyClimateTrolls

fossil fuel energy, environmental impact, regulatory burdens, Plastics, BlockyClimateTrolls

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MINE FOSSIL FUELS AND MAKE PLASTICS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE TWEETING FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRIES, NETWORKING FOR CLIMATE DELAY AND DENIAL! WE HIGHLIGHT THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF REGULATORY BURDENS WHILE CREATING INSANE ENVIRONMENTAL SOLUTIONS LIKE BUILDING GIANT PLASTIC TREES AND DRIVING GAS GUZZLING MINECARTS! COME JOIN US FOR A LOLZ TIME AND HELP DESTROY THE EARTH IN STYLE! #SAVETHEPLANET #NOTREALLY #JUSTKIDDING #MINECRAFTFUN #JOINUSNOW!

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Nano Plastics R Us

Mice, nanoplastics effects, Nano, Plastics, plastic particles

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

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BPA Boys & Blockheads

neurodevelopmental conditions, Mice, Boys, urine samples, higher levels

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

PLANKTON, Pollution, recycling, metabolism, eco-friendly

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!

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BlockBustersCraft

government regulations, study, BlockBustersCraft, environmental policy, environmental impact

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

but wait, there’s more! our creeper explosions are so epic, they make fireworks look like sparklers. and our villagers are always throwin’ the sickest parties, complete with cake and llamas wearin’ sunglasses.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s make some memories that’ll have you laughin’ for days!

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PlasticCraft2020

plastic particles in body, health, Pollution, micro plastics, plastic pollution

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the impending kidney stone apocalypse caused by micro plastics!!! build ur own plastic-free paradise and protect ur precious kidneys from the evil plastic invaders!!! team up with other players to create a kidney stone army and conquer the plastic wasteland!!! come join us and save ur kidneys in the most ridiculous way possible!!!

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Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

FTM, is.., tranny, school shooting, POL

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

UTC, PVs, Livestream, bonanza, Events

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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