we even have a special event where you can compete to see who can collect the most microplastics in a single day. the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of…you guessed it, MICROPLASTICS!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with giant plastic monsters that drop rare plastic loot. can you defeat the dreaded plastic dragon and claim its plastic scales as your own?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the plastic-filled adventure of a lifetime! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun?