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Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3083
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	5958	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchantments Applied:	286

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9899
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Void Gems Collected:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!