imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
Open world server with economy, kits, special tools..!!! We will improve the server with each passing day..!!!
creepercraftt.duckdns.org
Welcome to Novaline SMP, where survival meets a twist of lifesteal adventure! Embark on a unique Minecraft journey unlike any other, where every action has consequences and every encounter is a test of skill and strategy.
In Novaline SMP, survival isn’t just about building and exploring; it’s about thriving amidst the challenge of lifesteal mechanics. Gather resources, forge alliances with fellow players, and protect what’s yours, all while navigating a world where every battle could shift the balance of power.
Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to Minecraft, Novaline SMP offers something for everyone. Engage in epic PvP battles where every hit matters, or team up with friends to conquer dungeons and claim rare treasures. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits.
Join us on Novaline SMP and discover a server where survival is not just a game, but a thrilling test of wit and courage. Are you ready to stake your claim in a world where every heartbeat counts? Your journey begins here.
novalinesmp.org:9003
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-Game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
A: The server is set to hard difficulty.
A: Yes, the server has custom enchantments, ProtectionStones for land claiming, and a bartering economy system.
A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
A: You can join the server’s Discord server for voice channels and interact with the community even when away from the game.
You can shill your 499-view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent. We’ve got big names like Filian, Vedal987, and Vei hanging out here. And don’t worry, even the corpos are welcome as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP). Plus, we have ducks. Yes, actual ducks. You can watch them on Dashducks’ stream while you take a break from building your virtual empire.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the vtuber world. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server’s resources. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest to find the elusive Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the Nether with an iron fist (or hoof, we should say). Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the Nether for yourself?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!
Imagine logging in and hearing your fellow players speak in a mix of Newfoundland, Australian, and General American accents. It’s like a linguistic rollercoaster!
We have players from all over the world, each with their own unique accent. You’ll never know who’s telling the truth about where they’re from – it’s like a game of accent detective!
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for imitating accents like our sister from Canada!
