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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	833289	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	8281	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Emeralds Found:	9276	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus