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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9166 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?