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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 171 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!