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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3743 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2228 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!