Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and adventure. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe. Who needs drama when you have a whole world of blocks to explore?
So come on, join us and leave all the yab-yab behind. Let’s create some epic holomems together on this epic Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the trauma of a young girl’s passing in a whole new light. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually at the lunch table with your mom, ignoring your requests to change the subject.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re looking to humiliate your mom in front of your SO, our server is the perfect place to do it. Just like walking out of the restaurant, our server will leave your mom speechless and your aunt furious.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure!
✨ DISCORD: >> https://discord.gg/AmXXkut <<:D Really hope to see you there!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Border Expansion | Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K. |
| Community Events | Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight. |
| Semi-Vanilla SMP | Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence. |
| No Donations Needed | We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure. |
| Whitelisted Security | Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers. |
| Dynmap Navigation | Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales. |
A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.
A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.
A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.
A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Magic Mushrooms and LSD – but don’t worry, it’s all in pixelated fun! Build your own trippy kingdom and battle it out with other players using enchanted potions and mind-bending spells.
Who needs diamonds when you can have a rainbow-colored llama as your trusty steed? And forget about boring old creepers, our server has rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in the psychedelic wonderland of our server – you might never want to leave!
1. We’re so close to hitting rock bottom that we might actually strike oil and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Who needs diamonds when you can have black gold, am I right?
2. Our base may be half dead, but thanks to the recent Ms Miggles mania, we’re seeing a resurgence like never before. Who knew a virtual currency could have such a profound impact on our virtual world?
3. APU and PEPE are on the road to recovery, and if that’s not a sign that the market as a whole is going to bounce back, then I don’t know what is. Plus, we will never stop shilling our sweet boy DATBOI, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.
4. Ever wanted to play a line riders or happy wheels game within Minecraft? Well, we’re crazy enough to make that happen. And who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to monetize it and become virtual millionaires.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only guarantee is that we are too autistic to die. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!