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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2090 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!