so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that will make ur liver thank u? well, u found the right place, my dude! this server is like a magical land where plant-based diets will save ur liver from all the bad stuff. trust me, i saw a player eat a carrot and suddenly their liver was like, “thank u, next!” it’s like a real-life fairytale, but in minecraft form. join now and save ur liver from steatotic liver disease. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
VeggieCraft Liver Woes
VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.
not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.
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VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper
come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet