Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
But wait, there’s more! Leo girls are all about that attention, Virgo girls are basically adult film stars, Libra girls never stop talking, Scorpio girls are ruled by the planet of death magic and power (watch out!), Sagittarius and Capricorn girls are mysterious enigmas, Aquarius girls are just plain selfish, and Pisces girls are all about the emotions.
Join now for a wild ride of zodiac drama and Minecraft madness! Who knew astrology could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and creepers?
Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves through their clothing choices. Whether you want to wear socks with your espadrilles or layer a corset with a dress, we support you! Embrace your unique style and show off your creativity without fear of judgment.
Join us and say goodbye to fashion critics like the player’s mom in this story. Let your inner fashionista shine and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend with your bold and daring outfits! So come on in and let your fashion freak flag fly high.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual car to drive around in Minecraft! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?
And don’t worry, we won’t pull a Sarah on you and take advantage of your kindness. We value honesty and integrity in our virtual world, so you can trust us to provide a fun and fair gaming experience.
So, why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise not to lie about doctor’s appointments to borrow your car, that’s why! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!
Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.
But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!
| Server Name | SwainCraft 3.0 |
|---|---|
| Focus | Early/mid-game grind, community building |
| World Reset | Fresh start |
| Contact | discord: sarahswain |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0? | The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building. |
| When was the world reset? | We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join. |