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MythBust Pots Drain Water
u ever wondered why ur plants always die? it’s cuz u don’t have drainage layers in ur plant pots, duh! come join our minecraft server where we have the best drainage layers in all the land. ur plants will thrive like never before, no more water retention problems here! say goodbye to dead plants and hello to a green paradise on our server. plus, we have a secret underground garden where the plants grow 10 times faster than normal. join us now and become the ultimate plant whisperer! -
Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!
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Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance
come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.
so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!
2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.
3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!
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Delico’s Plant Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
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Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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Neon Green Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
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LavenderLooterNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.
So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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PlantCraftMC
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest plant party you’ll ever experience!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where houseplants come to life and battle it out for supremacy. Will the majestic Monstera reign supreme or will the feisty Ferns take over? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient succulents who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or will you stand with the houseplants in their fight for freedom?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a plant-tastic adventure like no other! Just remember to water your cacti regularly or they might get a little prickly.
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GrannyPlantGriefNoChop
Are you tired of your precious plants being destroyed by clueless yard workers? Do you want to protect your beloved botanical beauties from the wrath of the weed Wacker? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no virtual geranium will ever be harmed!Join us and build your own virtual garden filled with luscious geraniums that will never be touched by a weed Wacker. Protect your sentimental tributes and watch them grow and flourish without any interference. And if anyone dares to come near your precious plants, you can unleash your virtual wrath upon them!
Don’t let anyone disrespect your botanical babies ever again. Join our server and cultivate your own garden paradise where your geraniums will be safe and sound. Because on our server, we take plant protection to a whole new level!