join this cray cray minecraft server where we can harvest meat without killing the animal!!! like, how insane is that?? we have this magical technology that lets us extract meat from animals without harming them at all. it’s like a vegan’s dream come true, except not really because it’s still super inhumane and impractical. but hey, who cares about ethics when you can have all the meat you want without lifting a finger? come join us and be a part of this twisted and bizarre world where animals are just walking meat factories waiting to be exploited for our own gain. it’s a wild ride, that’s for sure!
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Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter
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BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!
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ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!