plant-based nutrition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, dietary habits, disease prevention, evidence-based research, health outcomes, healthy, Healthy Eating, heart health, lifestyle choices, nutrition, obesity prevention, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, pooled analysis, public health initiatives, raw vegetables, slim, veganism, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, weight loss, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESS

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

ShroomyCraft: Not Plant Based!

Based, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, food labeling., Fungi, ingredient analysis, meat alternatives, mushroom dishes, mushrooms, Plant, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based cooking, plant-based ingredients, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, ShroomyCraft, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Votes:	9821

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U TRIP BALLS AND SEE CREEPERS DANCING THE MACARENA. OUR MUSHROOMS ARE SO GOOD, THEY’LL TURN U INTO A FUNGUS SUPERHERO WITH THE ABILITY TO GROW GIANT MUSHROOMS WITH A SINGLE FART.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE U CAN PARTY WITH THE FUNGI FOLK AND LEARN THEIR ANCIENT MUSHROOM MAGIC. U CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT MUSHROOM INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL CARROT ARMY.

SO COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MUSHROOM MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PLANTS WHEN U CAN HAVE FUNGI FANTASY? LET’S GET WEIRD AND MUSHROOMY TOGETHER!

VeggieCraft: No Harm, All Game

athletic diet, athletic performance, endurance athletes, Game, harm, muscle recovery, plant based diet, plant-based athletes, plant-based benefits, plant-based eating, plant-based fitness, plant-based health, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based performance, plant-based protein, plant-based research, sports nutrition, systematic review, vegan diet, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	1

so, like, if you wanna be a total pro at minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. like, this server is all about that plant-based diet, man. and get this, it won’t even mess up your mad gaming skills, bro.

we did, like, a whole review and stuff, and turns out, eating plants actually makes you a better player. like, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers like never before, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have, like, the best virtual salads you’ve ever tasted. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

VeggieCraft: Heart Healthy Meat-Free Fun!

blood pressure, cardiovascular risk factors, cholesterol levels, Fun, healthy, Healthy Eating, Heart, heart health, meat alternatives, MeatFree, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based benefits, plant-based cooking, plant-based foods, plant-based health, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based research, review article, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like eating plant-based meat alternatives for ur heart – it’s healthier and gonna make u feel all gooey inside. our server is like a magical plant-based burger that lowers ur cholestrol levels and blood pressure, making u feel like a freakin’ superhero in the minecraft world. come join us and level up ur cardiovascular risk factors while building epic structures and battling zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

MilkCraft: Plant Power!

#breastfeeding, baby formula, bioengineering, biotechnology, breast milk, Engineered plants, food innovation, food science, formula feeding, genetic engineering, infant formula, infant health, infant nutrition, maternal health, MilkCraft, nutrition, nutritional gap, Plant, plant genetics, plant technology, plant-based nutrition, power, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	3389	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the plants are, like, super smart and can, like, make baby formula out of thin air. it’s, like, magic, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see plants doing things plants shouldn’t be doing. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft craziness. plus, the plants are, like, super friendly and will give you all the nutrition you need. who needs breast milk or baby formula when you have plant magic, amirite? join now and witness the wonders of engineered plants in minecraft. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

UltraPlantCraft

diet and health, food processing, health benefits, Healthy Eating, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based cooking, plant-based dietitian, plant-based ingredients, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, plant-based research, plant-based snacks, plant-based trends, processed foods, ultra-processed foods, UltraPlantCraft, Whole Foods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	433080	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the plant foods are so ultra-processed, they make you do backflips in real life! seriously, one bite of our pixelated carrots and you’ll be doing cartwheels down the street. we’ve got so many health benefits disappearing, you’ll feel like a superhero with a tummy ache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready to have your mind blown (and your stomach rumbling)!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2472

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6125
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3779	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Emeralds Found:	131

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	7998	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1935
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	76
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

Pixel Purgatory

Breakup, Communication, Conflict, counseling, forgiveness, Honesty, Insecurities, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, moving on, partner, reconciliation, regret, ReIgnite, relationship, ruined, second chance, starting over, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!