IF U WANNA STAY YOUNG FOREVER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLANT-BASED DIETS WILL LITERALLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON UR BIOLOGICAL AGING!
WE GOT A NATIONAL STUDY THAT SAYS SO! AMERICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND NEVER GROW OLD AGAIN! YOLO, AMIRITE?!
join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!
so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic
Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.
So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!
we’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! 💊🍅🌿 who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? 😜🌟
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? 🤪🚗🥦🎮
we got crazy events like the annual pig racing championship where you can ride pigs and race against other players, winner gets a diamond crown and bragging rights for life.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the judges from the supreme court drop sick beats and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow? it’s lit, fam.
so what are you waiting for? join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft community ever. plus, you might even get to see a judge do the floss dance while fighting off creepers. true story, bro.
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | 1 week ago |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| About Us | An experienced team of admins, active members, long-term world, mature community, no land claims/chest locks, strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing, optional mods and data packs |
To join the server, first join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the application process.
The server type is SMP, which stands for Survival Multiplayer.
Yes, the server is 18+ to create a mature and close-knit community atmosphere.
Yes, there are strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. The server enforces a whitelist to maintain a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Yes, there are some optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Join if you wanna flex your building skills and show off to all the noobs who can’t even stack two blocks together without crying.
We got more mods than a chest full of diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
And don’t even get me started on the events – we have more parties than a village full of villagers on a Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!
Join us for a chance to forget about your guilt over electric skateboard accidents and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, without any death certificates or tantrums in sight.
Need a break from feeling like you’re not a priority to anyone? Come join our server and become the top priority of all our virtual villagers! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead?
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who won’t threaten divorce at the drop of a hat!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We once had a creeper throw a surprise party for Steve and it was a blast! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies say “hi” before trying to eat your brains.
So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity), then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the mayor of our virtual town made entirely out of cake.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS
and get this, every month has its own special theme! january is all about snow and ice, february is all about love and hearts, march is all about leprechauns and rainbows, you get the idea! it’s like a never-ending holiday party in minecraft!
not to mention, there are crazy events happening all the time! like, one time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the server and started shooting rainbow lasers at everyone! it was insane, but so much fun!
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, where time is all wacky and anything can happen, then you gotta join this server! trust me, you won’t regret it!